Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
