I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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