no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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