When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
