How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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