you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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