i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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