just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
