i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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