reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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