His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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