Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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