...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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