I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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