we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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