I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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