My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize