Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The Olympian is in my bed
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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