I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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