And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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