i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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