I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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