why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
jump out the window naked night went bad
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