Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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