i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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