Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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