Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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