They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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