A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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