This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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