Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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