Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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