just survived the first fart of the relationship.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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