I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
should my penis look like a turkey
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
