google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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