areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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