The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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