are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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