I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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