You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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