If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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