No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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