I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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