i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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