I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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