I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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