you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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