The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
