He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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