Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My balls are so social today.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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